Notes from a parish cat and his author Julie Mackenzie

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I am Father Tom Fish, esteemed member of the religious team at Temptation of Christ Parish in the novels by author Julie Mackenzie. As to my background, I was invited into the rectory as a stray, laid on the charm, and was invited to stay, even honorarily ordained and no less spiritual than my sidekick Father Will. He dotes on me to high heaven and forgives all of my street cat proclivities, whatever the hell that means.

Monday, June 1, 2020

Desperate Measures

Hello!

What's the password? Meow? You got it!

You're not going to believe this, but I have skills that run along the lines of investigations and resolutions. We won't get into the resolutions of cases since they can be gross, but I am pretty proud of work that I used to do.

What I'm getting at is that I've had to get back into the business since we're getting strapped for cash.

So here's my pitch and what you'll see on billboards nearest you!


What do you think?

If your family needs you to come up with a business for much-needed cash, what do you think you could do?

Wish me luck!

Now...where is my gal Friday?? Oh, right. She's off Mondays...haha!

TOM 

9 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

You can do anything that you put your mind to, Tom!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

God will provide

Catscue said...

I would buy anything you are selling you darling Tom!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Good luck, Tom! You will be successful whatever you do.

Brian's Home Blog said...

That's a good one, we like!

The Island Cats said...

You’re a born sales cat, Tom!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...can we "try fizh" with de pazz werd: perch !!!

best fishez :) on yur new biznezz !! :) ☺☺♥♥

meowmeowmans said...

Heck, we'd hire you, Tom!

Katie Isabella said...

Tom, you are going to make this a smashing success!
XXOO