Let's start with my feet.
Sunshine adds glamor to any cat's feet.
Then, there's the rest of me
Ooopsie, so this isn't me, but it's how I've envisioned myself lately. A private eye. A gumshoe. A seeker of justice in a mysterious world.
Have an issue that makes no sense?
Is someone around you acting suspiciously?
Did someone take an object you hold dear?
Is there a possible way out of the house you haven't thought of?
I can help.
Just ring me up or come to my office at One Five Oh Spill Lane. I'm on the second floor, my name in gold letters on frosted glass, can't miss it. Come on in and say hello to my secretary. Patience of a saint, she has..
Hope this helped you forget about what day it is...
Have a good week.
PS - If my secretary isn't at her desk, just leave footprints and I'll track you down..