Chopin and Bridgie: Did you hear?
Tinker: (yawns) Hear what?
C and B: We're being interviewed by Mousebreath magazine!!
|"Hope we're not disturbing you."|
Tinker: If it's not Chick-henbreath, I'm not interested.
C and B: Chick-henbreath!? That's not as clever.
Tinker: True. So, go on.
Chopin: Okay, here's the deal. We have to describe ourselves so people get to know us better.
Bridgie: I have four legs, a tail and I'm pretty! (I think)
Chopin and Tinker: You are and we know that already.
Tinker: They mean how we became a family. Our bios.
|Tinker: "Short for biographies."|
Bridgie: Ooooh, another big word! I collect them, you know. Chopin taught me flatulence. Isn't he funny?
Tinker: Never mind that now.
Bridgie: Oh, ok.
Chopin: Will someone wake her the hell up?
Tinker: Not I.
Bridgie: Not me!!
Chopin: (at the top of his voice) WAKE UP YOU OLD BAG!! THE QUEEN REQUESTS THE HONOUR OF YOUR PRESENCE!!
Anastasia: (opens one eye, clearly annoyed) Now??
We can't wait for you to see how our interview turned out in Mousebreath! Thank you Jan!
--Tinker, Anastasia, Chopin and Bridgie with our angels always near us and Father Tom.