Here we go:
::door slams:: "I can't start the car. Where is the number for triple A? What do you mean our membership's expired?"
::phone rings and rings:: "Who the heck is that? It's not even eight o'clock in the morning yet!!"
!!!!!!!!::woman screams on TV::!!!!!!!!!
"Oh, my God, did you see what they did to that guy? And, he's getting away!!!"
::sounds of leaf blower, lawn mower and chain saw in the woods:: "What is this? What happened to Sunday being a day of rest, for pete's sake?"
"@!!*#*&^! Where's my other sock? Why can't I find my sock? I'm late, late, LATE!!"
Well, furriends, that's what goes on around me. I still haven't figured out, with all the stress humans are under, why it is they live longer than we do and we only stick around for about fifteen to twenty years..