*rushes in* Is it time for another post already?
Housekeeper: It's Monday, Tom.
Oh. Sorry, folks. Whatcha got in mind for today, oh housekeeper Julie?
HJ: I guess nothing, really, except it's the last day of February. A packed week is ahead with Lent looming, Fat Tuesday (tomorrow, I think) where you can eat all you want, Ash Wednesday...
Hold it right there. Good thing I caught up on sleep yesterday!
HJ: Yeah, good thing. What are you giving up for Lent, Tom?
Compliments. I'm giving up compliments.
HJ: Get that grin off your face..you rascal!