I'm convinced Mitty is an early reader.
I watch him go after the cursor or watch each letter as it's being put up on the screen. We don't let him do the closeup stuff too much since it might hurt his eyes.
Here's a picture of us cuddling. Cool, huh? I really like having him around.
Yeeeessss, my dear?
I'm a little worried he might pick up your bad habits.
Oh? And what might those be?
Tom, Mittens looks up to you. For the love of Cod, would you please set a good example?
I'll do my very best, but I can't promise anything. (Don't you just love a comment that gets you off the hook and makes you look good at the same time?)