Hi, furriends!
Last week, Bridget was whispering in my ear. I think it was sweet nothings or just plain nothings, because I couldn't understand a word she said. She talked the whole time through ear fluff and I pretended to listen, having her think I was taking it all in.
I have to tell you, lately she's been in my face, cuddled up close so I can hardly breathe, or up my behind. It isn't just that, either. She launches into her licking, cleaning mode and I bear the brunt of it with my furs all messed up. This goes on for about 15 solid minutes. Ugh!
Then, there's after the bath when she turns around and sits on me!! Her fluffy, fat a$$, heavy as a tank crushes me to death!
Puleeze!! Help!! Get me away from this slobbering, scrub-fetish obsessed blimp so I can get my rest!!
That's all I have to say!
Scrubbed clean and mean,
TOM
💤😺
13 comments:
Hey, she can't help it you are so snuggly!
Tom, we are not sure if you are bragging, or complaining!
Early this morning, I awoke because I was sweating like it was summertime!
Sweetie was asleep on my chest and throat, and she was making me HOT!
Now, I too adore some snuggles, but sheesh...a person has to breathe, amIright?
Be careful what you wish for! You probably will never ever have it so good as now!
MOL! Dude, you're on your own - MOL!
dood....at leest yur on "good termz" if mackerull looked like him waz gonna groom me, ore if eye looked like eye waz gonna groom him, ewe can bet that hellz DID in fact, just freez over !!! ☺☺☺
She does seem to take you for granted that she can use you as a pillow for her ablutions!
Sounds like Bridget really likes you, Tom.
Awww..she loves you. I bet she wants you to help her with her bath.
Sometimes you have to put up with the oddities of such a wonderful friend.
Just give her a smack, Tom. That's how I keep Izzy the Tub from crushing me.
~Ivan.
We think she likes you, Tom. And with the cold winter months coming, maybe that's not so bad!
Tom you do have the patience of Jobe. Maybe if you did a turnabout to see if she likes the slobbering and with a nice lay on top
I take what the Indulged Furries said up above and apply it to my mom and dad.
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