Hello, fellow mancats and ladycats!
Can a cat be in the doghouse? Well, from my experience, they certainly can whether they deserve to be there or not.
I do not.
Look at this. The housekeeper is so upset. You know how I can tell? She has two cowlicks on her head and they're both standing on end! It's hysterical and it's all over a journal she keeps with her "Tom notes" she calls them. And, this is what I supposedly did to the back of it.
I deny all charges. Must have been someone or something else with claws. Maybe a crow. A dog, maybe? Or a mouse with a leather fetish. Do I look like a detective?
When she approached me all wild and woolly, I stayed calm.
Someone has to. If it were not for my calming influence, this whole place would go to hell in a handcart with three wheels.
No other news. Just enjoying spring and getting outside.
Take care, all. If you see Harry the Hairy Horker, tell him he still owes me twenty bucks and a fillet of fish.