Monday, March 23, 2020

Time to Get Outta Dodge

Hey, guys!

Can you believe this, my furry friends?

A pandemic? I thought all along it had something to do with the kitchen, frying pans and such. Boy, was I wrong! Humans are crawling all over the place, doing their part to stay in place and not be exposed or pass it along.

It's awful. I don't have a minute's peace and the housekeeper won't keep any of the closets open so I can escape this madness.

I have no choice but to leave, head out to my personal transportation.

Anyone with me?


We won't be flying to any of the hundred and forty-some countries that are in the same boat we're in.  We'll probably cruise our local skies, taxi/race down runways, playing tag, and I'll be sure to keep the nip and tinis coming, along with excretory accommodations..I always thought the grass at the airport could use some extra greening, so I'll be sure to make the crew open doors so we can get to romp around!

As you can see, they're loading up my stuff, so you better hurry!

All aboard!

9 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

I know a few kitties who'd like to go with you, Tom, but they are napping now...

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...long as yur knot flyin with burd we will join ya.....cod thiz iz inn sane

N we bee gettin reddy ta go on lock down sew we iz knot sure when we will bee abe bull ta sneek ta blogland ~~~~ heerz ta happeez N healtheez two we all ☺☺♥♥

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Any chance of you taking a human along with you to escape this craziness?

The Island Cats said...

The humans all have gone crazy! Hoarding toilet paper and hand sanitizer. What the fluff?!? Count us in, Tom....we’ve got to escape this madness.

Brian said...

Maybe St. Kitts if they don't have the virus bug!

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

nice try but NO ONE is going anywhere!

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

Hmmmm... an alternative to escape the madness!
Perhaps your humans would miss you, though?

meowmeowmans said...

We're already hunkered down in place, Tom. Stay safe and be well, dear pal.

Cleo said...

We're all kinda in the same boat now, and it seems to be getting worse yet. Stay safe and stay well. This sure is some crazy stuff.