Can you believe this, my furry friends?
A pandemic? I thought all along it had something to do with the kitchen, frying pans and such. Boy, was I wrong! Humans are crawling all over the place, doing their part to stay in place and not be exposed or pass it along.
It's awful. I don't have a minute's peace and the housekeeper won't keep any of the closets open so I can escape this madness.
I have no choice but to leave, head out to my personal transportation.
Anyone with me?
We won't be flying to any of the hundred and forty-some countries that are in the same boat we're in. We'll probably cruise our local skies, taxi/race down runways, playing tag, and I'll be sure to keep the nip and tinis coming, along with excretory accommodations..I always thought the grass at the airport could use some extra greening, so I'll be sure to make the crew open doors so we can get to romp around!
As you can see, they're loading up my stuff, so you better hurry!