The housekeeper thinks that if I'm such a mancat, I should be earning some money. She has farmed me out as an expert on how things should read. I grudgingly accepted my first assignment. What a disaster!
Here's a portion of what I had to correct until I gave up to save my sanity: (a letter presumably to some cat toy company by a parishioner who should go back to school)
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It was at this point I became suspicious. I just KNOW some individual who shall remain nameless planted this letter to be funny. Wait till I get my paws on HIM OR HER!!
That's it. I'm done. No more practical jokes for me!!
Holy and smart,
Tom
8 comments:
Oh rats, that's not good!
That wasn't a very good joke, Tom. You're too smart for them.
The hoi polloi always try to pull a fast one, Tom!
You're an amazing editor - I'd ask for a raise.
Cheap? That's just insulting!
How rude to call you cheap! She could at least have put sensational value for the very best!
dood....well, frank lee; we canna commint two much on spellin izzuez....ya noe !!!! ;) ♥♥
HAH! For a moment, I thought it might be … oh rats, TW told me not to get political.
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