A real mancat Monday post...hoo-ahh!!
I've often thought about practicing law. Oh, yeah, going to law school first, of course. Duh!
But, there are phrases that confuse me. Like "party of the first part," and so forth. It sounds like a jigsaw puzzle to me. Would I be able to put everything together? And, how about "innocent until proven guilty?" I have to confess, I'm very good at sniffing out bad guys, so I would be defending someone against my better cat judgment. Okay, I could work as a prosecutor. Maybe that's the route I would go...
But this? Wouldn't I have to wear a wig? What's with the wigs, anyhow? I think they look silly and make my head look fat.
Since I'm in the States, I guess wigs aren't a courtroom necessity, so that shouldn't keep me from the bar..
Besides, how could I resist torts? They sound really tasty!
All for now, good friends. If you get into a jam, I'll defend you with every fiber of my being. Just not before a judge.