Notes from a parish cat and his author Julie Mackenzie

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I am Father Tom Fish, esteemed member of the religious team at Temptation of Christ Parish in the novels by author Julie Mackenzie. As to my background, I was invited into the rectory as a stray, laid on the charm, and was invited to stay, even honorarily ordained and no less spiritual than my sidekick Father Will. He dotes on me to high heaven and forgives all of my street cat proclivities, whatever the hell that means.

Friday, January 11, 2013

Sweater Theater

::The sound of the orchestra tuning up::

Tom: The stage is empty. The audience is beginning to fidget, waiting for the star of the show.






 Why, it's our Inspector Von Tink, outsmarting criminal minds once again.





 Sniffing out clues









 Possessing the keen eye of the finest gumshoe




OMC!

YOU'RE WASHING YOURSELF??



NOW???

THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

This is embarrassing..

Or, maybe it's some kind of clue..





Like maybe the show's over???

::music up::
::applaws::

~~~~Last week's Year of the Paw received rave remews. We'll see if we can scratch up a graphic for everybody's sidebar who wants one. Mmmm...paw fetishes, huh? Is that what they call it when your human sneaks up on you and kisses your paws?  I thought so. We kinda like that. It's another way humans express their adoration and I wouldn't have it any other way, furriends!

--Tom




28 comments:

We love LUNA said...

MOL I love your creativity, you always gave us beautiful stories!You are cute my friend!
purrs and love
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA

Random Felines said...

dats a good play.....the kittens like to enter from under the sofa :)

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

it was probably intermission ;)

Tamago said...

LOL! I love watching washing show :-)

Julia Williams said...

Hahaha! That was cute. Of course it is customary to wash up after the show ... isn't it?? MOL.

Mariodacat said...

he he - You always do something to make us giggle over here and you did it again today. Just love you guys.

Sparkle said...

Of course the washing was in the script! Appaws to you!

Cats Herd You said...

Washing didn't have to be in the script. Haven't you heard that the best talent ad-libs?

Mr Puddy said...

Tom, I couldn't believe what I see...MOL
I bet when your human wear this sweter, she will remmember forever what did you done here...tee...heh..heh
xox

PS : Tom, Today I have interview at MouseBreath, See me there if you can. One comment, You have a chance to win 5 lucky kitties ! Mom will make graphic for your next special event ! Here the link
http://mousebreath.com/2013/01/mr-puddy-from-visitor-to-adopted-son/

Mary said...

LOL. Maybe you thought it was a dress rehearsal? Or maybe you had a little sardine on your chin, and 'makeup' didn't notice? You look fabulous as always!

Cathy Keisha said...

Encore! Encore! Woohoo! I thought a paw fetish was when TW keeps takes photos of my paws.

Cara n Crew said...

::clapping paws:: Great show :)
Our mom is a huge pawsie fanatic, mol :) a Year of the Paw graphic would be cool!

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

Unknown said...

Oh! Its a good thing Kozmo has not seen this post! Me might never get the iPad back!
Kisses
Nellie

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, oh my gosh, that's awesome!

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Applaws!
Applaws!
Applaws!

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

Now that is a great curtain! Have a great weekend!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Pay no attention to the kitty behind the sweater!! :)

Unknown said...

Brilliant! Bravo. Encore. This is just great.

Noir the Texas Tabby said...

Maybe I be part of your entourage to the Tony awards??

Noir

meowmeowmans said...

Bravissimo! Oh, and what's wrong with washing being in the show? That was our favorite part! :)

Shaggy and Scout said...

Sherlock Holmes move over!

CATachresis said...

Well at least the show was clean!!! Excellent mol

GLOGIRLY said...

Life is always unscripted.
; ) Katie & Glogirly

Hannah and Lucy said...

Are you an undercover agent?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Colehaus Cats said...

A clean show and a snuggly-lookin' curtain. Purr-fect! *Appaws! Appaws!* Purrs...

Ellen Whyte said...

Fun post! Our best way to be petted is to have our chins squizzled....

BeadedTail said...

Bravo! That was a great show! We loved it!

Clooney said...

We love Von Tink! (Even if he strays from the script!)