A little of this 'n that this week:
As a cat, I'm able to sell anything.
Step right up ladies and gentlemen and I'll show you the creme de la creme, the once-in-a-lifetime, one of a kind, best of the rest..vehicle of your dreams! And--don't forget to help yourself to a little fried chicken and a beverage!
A man was teaching his wife to drive. As they were going down a hill, the brakes failed and she screamed, "Help! What do I do?" "Brace yourself," he replied, "and try to hit something cheap."
In the "Shouldn't This Be Working?" department:
We've had a problem with rodents. There are holes everywhere and the housekeeper decided to do something about it. Since predators' scents are a hot item in garden shops, she reasoned that seasoned (hehe) cat litter around the holes just might work. We tried it. The varmints are still around.
And, finally, to quote an old buddy of mine from a previous life, Walter Cronkite: "..and that's the way it is."
Have a good weekend, furriends!