Notes from a parish cat and his author Julie Mackenzie

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I am Father Tom Fish, esteemed member of the religious team at Temptation of Christ Parish in the novels by author Julie Mackenzie. As to my background, I was invited into the rectory as a stray, laid on the charm, and was invited to stay, even honorarily ordained and no less spiritual than my sidekick Father Will. He dotes on me to high heaven and forgives all of my street cat proclivities, whatever the hell that means.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Who's In Charge Here?

 Hi, I've returned to my post with a post!

This is one about how we keep our home running smoothly.

Anytime Mom Julie leaves the house, she always says, "So-and-so's in charge while I'm gone."

I try not to yawn.






I thought this was a little silly when it all started, but soon realized she was serious. Upon her return, she would ask how we did.

Let me tell you--there's a lot she doesn't know that I want to share with you. Like what really goes on when she's not around and someone is put "in charge."

We'll start with one picked most often--Tinker.






The Big Puss obviously looks the part and takes his responsibility very seriously. I have all to do to keep from laughing when I see his face light up when she calls on him to supervise. He's usually picked for those day-long hauls and uses devious methods to keep an eye on us.

Like hiding..






Walking around, checking all the rooms..walking around, 'round and 'round..






Ease up, pal. No wonder you're getting gray hairs!






Of course, he throws in a few flirts with Anastasia. He hopes she's impressed when he's given boss status.






And, here he is, when Mom Julie returns, ready to report--nothing.






We've all been good, snoozing quietly while he walks around watching us sleep and eat and going about our usual business.

She's quite impressed with him, and I guess she should be. He always cleans his plate after a canned food meal, trills before approaching most laps and politely waits for Mom Julie to get up in the morning before demanding attention.

Not like the rest of us, especially Mitty.

Next week, it's my turn. I'll show you how I handle the troops!

--Tom

Mom Julie here--Friends, I'm so glad I had Tom's birthday today, Sunday, to distract me from a worsening toothache. I did make it to Mass this morning, but it hurt sooo badly and still does. It came about after a recent crown came off. It had fallen off once before, glued back on by the dentist, and now, it's off again leaving me in terrible pain. I've had it. My insurance has run out and won't renew until July 1. I'm hoping to find a dentist with a sliding fee scale and just get the darn thing pulled. (It's a lower right hand molar, never to be missed!) Wish me luck finding one tomorrow!
Tom celebrated his special day on FB, thanking those with birthday wishes, but we also promised a donation to The Maine POM Project in his honor. (oxygen masks for pets: ea. kit comes with three sizes, cats, dogs and little pets should they need to be resuscitated due to fire, etc.) For other parts of the country, you might try Wag'n Enterprises LLC. They also have a list of all the rescue departments around the country who already ordered from them.
That was our weekend! Hope yours was a good one. We'll be visiting soon.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Anastasia and the Big Puss Step Out

Hi-ho, everyone, Tinker here..

I am so excited to be having my first official date with Anastasia!

I'm taking her to Truffle's Debutante Ball and Party, a glittering extrafurrganza. I even had mom Julie purchase a single rose for me to present..







In no time, we were all gussied up, looking like a million bucks, me in my bright red bowtie--hey, don't I look sharp??







Actually, I'm trying to politely ignore my lovely partner--holy jumping jackrabbits! Just look at her go! I had no idea all this excitement would bring out her more talkative side.







Yack, yack, yack, then it was blah, blah, blah, blah, and then  "ha ha ha ha- I saw him blah, blah, blah"--wait a minute, was she talking about me? At this rate, do you think I'll ever be able to steal a kiss??

Tom didn't come. He decided to stay home and babysit Mitty. I promised we'd drink a bunch of holy water and stuff ourselves in his place. He surprised me with a very un-priestly gesture..

It's wonderful to see so many we know here and they all look fabulous!

A special Happy First Birthday, Truffle from both of us and our special thanks to mom Paula for hosting this lovely event!

((Hugs))

Your furriends,
Tinker & Anastasia
xx

Postscript: For their first time out on such a formal occasion, our lovebirds did very well. Anastasia settled down after a bit and just took in her surroundings, feeling more at ease. I think Tinker was able to steal a kiss, but neither of them would confirm or deny. I just suspected he did when I saw a twinkle in his eye :) They had a wonderful time, I do know that, the magic of the CB casting its spell over all..everyone able to attend and wish Truffle well!


--Mom Julie

Friday, May 25, 2012

Remember Me?



You know, furriends, this has been one of those stretches in time that leaves us feeling empty and not a little heartsick. So many close to us have gone off to the Bridge.

Being Memorial Day weekend and all, we want to remember everyone who has been a part of our lives and accepted their mission on Earth with love, affection and courage.

Have a safe and very special holiday weekend.

Love,
Tom, Mom Julie, Mitty, Anastasia, Tinker and our own special angels xx

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Pretty Bubbles



Mom Julie thought it would be fun to blow soap bubbles just to see what we would do.

That's right!  Soap bubbles!




In her effort to clear out junk, she came across an old bottle of soap bubbles and said, "Hey, guys, I have a surprise for you!" I kinda held back 'cause I wanted to see what Mitty and Tinker would do. Look at their expressions, hahahaha!






We looked up and there they were, pretty bubbles in all different colors, and there were bunches of them. We really didn't know what to do except gasp and get out of the way (which was actually very smart, 'cause they could have burst right on our whiskers!




While she's blowing the bubbles, she's strangling a frog singing:

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Almost reach the sky

(what sky? they hit the ground and burst before we knew it!)

Anyway, it was fun and definitely something different!

----

**Hi, everybody--Been getting over the flu the last couple of weeks, days of just hanging on, finally I was beginning to feel better on Friday. So much has happened and we are so sorry to hear Sammy is gone, and of course, we know our furriend Beau is with Cathy now. Our prayers are with all of them, but also with all of you that you stay well. Purrs and hugsxx

Mom Julie, Tom, Mitty, Tinker (Big Puss) Anastasia and our angels

Friday, May 11, 2012

Mitty and Friend


A fine specimen this bird is, a proud symbol of our nation's strength and freedom. This little guy here is even wearing a Department of Justice tank top. Could there be a better show of allegiance to a great country?






There are some of us around here, however, who don't give a cat's behind about symbols.  If it has a beak and toes, it's fair game, especially to Mitty. The poor eagle--no, my furriends, I don't think that's a love bite..!


"Are we having fun yet?"

"How did I get here?"

Mitty appreciates a cat toy he can wrap his jaws around fit comfortably in his mouth.


"Ooh, watch my frontal lobe, please."

"Hey, I needed that claw!"

Anyway, Mr. Eagle is a patient bird.

Kinda like our own national symbol, don't you think? (especially the "patient" part)


"Careful! No biteys on the tushie!!"
"Whew!"

Have a great weekend, furriends. And, don't forget mom on Mother's Day!

--Tom

Friday, May 4, 2012

Heartbreak Hotel

After we all had some time to ourselves last week, we thought we'd get back on track with the latest from our in-house romeo.






If you recall, Big Puss aka Tinker has been besmitten by the gorgeous vision of our star female, Anastasia.






Ah..those eyes..like emeralds. ::Ahem:: Anyway, true to her name, she is elegant (sleeps most of the time--we must find her a chaise to do her justice), beautiful (in a fluffed-up, royal sort of way) and perceptive (ready with a warning growl should our lovestruck feline decide to be amorous).

We were really hard-pressed to capture an example of the over-the-top infatuation on the part of our giant teddy bear, but Mom Julie eventually did, and this is how it went:



Let's Gather 'Round the Water Bowl


Neither party makes a move, silently patient, saying more with eyes than with words. I think it's more the lady saying, "Go ahead, make my day."






Personally, I didn't see the point in this never ending eye-lock on the part of the two lovebirds. Besides, I was dying of thirst.






Of course, I knew I would be blocking the view of our Casanova which was my intention. Once one couldn't see the other, they visibly relaxed. (although I think the Big Puss was cussing me out)



"Hurry the hell up, you fool."






As we all know, all good drinks must come to an end. Satisfied, I backed away from the water and let them resume their love stares.



Let's see..where was I ?






"Let me look into thine eyes.."







Oh, no..I think I'm going to be sick:








::puke::





Good Cod, next it'll be greased muscles and a satin cape.

Now, my furriends, you know what I have to put up with, just evidence of how some smokin' hot hormones are in a place no scalpel will ever reach.

The heart.

--Tom