Monday, February 25, 2019

Secret to Handling Mondays

I had a brainstorm over the weekend.
No, I was safe, it didn't blow me away..well, maybe it did.

Since Mondays are hard on everybody, I thought it would be great to use my imagination (and there's plenty of it) to divert my attention from Monday's gruesomeness to something that gets me excited.

So, here I am. In a new role. No longer housecat. No longer parish cat...Instead, an LAPD detective, ready to sniff out crime, endlessly interrogate the pretty women and bring purrrps to justice.

Oh...have to run. Somebody on the phone says she's a witness and has important info purrtaining to my case. While I get the mud on that, feel free to enjoy my limerick and graphic.


"Hello?...Can you come to the station?...Okay, gimme an hour. Gotta grab me a sandwich over at the deli.."

10 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Tom, I think this is the PURRFECT profession for you! You don't want to shoot anyone, anyhow...besides, there's that whole 'thumbs' issue...

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Love the limerick and graphic! It did help out this Monday morning - MOL!

Brian said...

Thanks for the Monday smiles Tom!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood !!! we think ewe wood make a grate dee tectivez; just bee safe out ther....de werld iz fulla bass terd chcknz

984 paws up for yur limmer rix :) !! ☺☺♥♥

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Tom, we know you'll know a rat when you see one!

Katie Isabella said...

Tom...you're the one I will watch with my little eye! I want to see how you do this job!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

The secret to handling Mondays is just cross them off the calendar!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! The tabbies over in Trout Towne could use a good detective.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

that makes Mondays a lot better, Tom.

meowmeowmans said...

We love your limerick, Tom. And you as a gumshoe sounds like a winner!