Monday, October 15, 2018

Incarcerated For No Reason

Hi, friends -

Is there any way I can live my life in peace? This is a parish. I am a clergyman who believes in prayer and minding my own business, and yet, I find myself arrested last night on charges of defacing church property.

It's an outrage, and the housekeeper wasn't even here to give them a piece of her mind.

The trial is unfolding this week. I have been remanded to the FurrCounty Jail which is horrible. I am innocent of all charges and I hope to find justice.

If you want to follow the day-by-day proceedings, go to http://www.facebook.com/FrTomFish

Here is what's circulating (between you and me, I know the judge. I hope she goes easy on me!):


10 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Hey Tom! We'll bring you a tuna cake...with a file so you can bust outta there!

Brian said...

Dang, that sounds seriously scary!

The Florida Furkids said...

Ut oh! What happened?

The Florida Furkids

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I wonder what the damage was? I have my suspicions!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood......we iz knot on facebook N canna see yur page coz sum big square keepz gettin in de way tellin uz JOIN NOW ~~~~~~~~~

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺♥

Eastside Cats said...

Hmm, now what the heck can this be about?!?

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! I am sure you must have been framed.

John Bellen said...

I'll want to see the evidence...

Lone Star Cats said...

Ya need me to stage a jailbreak?

meowmeowmans said...

Um, can't you get some sort of dispensation, Father Tom???