Do you think I could be left in peace with my stress-free existence?
Have there been cats on the moon?
The answer to both questions is, "NO."
The housekeeper just woke me with this face. Her overall look is bad enough with spider-webby hair and the scent of casserole and catnip, but now I have a clown wannabe.
Look at her! I could barely stop purrgling (that's giggling and purring at the same time) After all, I can't sleep these 40 days and nights away, can I?
Besides, *sniff* *sniff* is that baked mahi-mahi I smell??