This is the coup de grouse..
No stress-free Lent for this cat, this four-footed, roman-collared, bewhiskered man of God..or is it Cod?
Anyway..so I'm sleeping, having a nice Lenten dream, when all of a sudden, I feel the earth move.
Everything's moving..I'm moving..I'm being flung?
I'm not where I was! I don't know where I'm going! I don't trust men in mustaches! He better be careful!
As soon as I figure out what the heck is going on, I'll let you know.