You're not gonna believe what happened. The housekeeper is so mad!
I've never seen her this crazy and here, I thought I was doing her a favor.
You see, it's shedding season right now. I'm gagging on my fur when I groom myself, throwing up furballs all over the place. The housekeeper felt sorry for me and started giving me major brushings and combings and before you know it, there's this pile of fur. And, that's not even all of it. There's a mat I wouldn't let her near. Too ticklish. So, there'll be more.
Can you believe all this came from my hide? I swear I'm ten pounds lighter.
She said she would send it off to a place that turns fur into yarn and get a sweater made. I thought that was great; I thought we could stuff a pillow and make a nice soft one. But, before I made that suggestion, I had a funny thought.
But I didn't tell her.
I started to giggle...
Listen! Yeah! It could be a wig! A wig for the housekeeper! I can see this pile on her head now, hahahaha!!
She must have sensed I was up to no good and got all mad. She thinks I'm laughing at her. Well, most of the time, I am.
Hey, all seriousness aside, if you think it'll make a nice wig, you let me know, ok? I want to donate it to a worthy cause and her head is as good as anything I can think of.
Sincerely flipping over a wig,
Tom
OMC! That could be a whole 'nother cat, Tom!
ReplyDeleteYikes...that's a big pile of fur!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Oh Tom, you are so bad! You don't want to make the person who gives you treats mad, that's never a good idea - MOL!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, that's a lot of fur, Tom! It's a fantastic idea to make a sweater with it. But it sure will make a great wig, too!
ReplyDeleteYou could make a hat for winter, or line a cat bed with it as well!
ReplyDeleteTom, I've brushed out so much extra fur from Sweetie, that we could knit a queen-sized bed blanket!
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ReplyDeleteThat is a big pile of fur! She could make a wig and a spare with that lot.
ReplyDeleteI've been brushing Mudpie three times a day and it's still coming out! She loves getting brushies.
ReplyDeleteThere is a big about crafting things with cat fur. Have the housekeeper get it from the library :)
ReplyDeleteThat could do wonders for those in need of furs!
ReplyDeleteAt least she doesn't threaten to use the vac on you...does she?
ReplyDeleteYou can make a whole new cat in your sacred image, Tom!
ReplyDeleteMOL that is the funniest thing. Dad gets a little testy when we say funny things too. MOL
ReplyDeleteOr...she could make a sweater! That's like all of the fur we get off of Dakota!
ReplyDeleteWow, Tom, that's a whole lotta fur! The housekeeper can make scarf for winter!
ReplyDeleteOh she should absolutely wear it proudly. Do it!
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