Friday, September 23, 2011

Mr. Fixit

Well, I finally get to put my education at MIT (Mew I T) to good use.

Everything around here is falling apart and I just can't take it anymore.

Let's start with this cod-awful desk. From what I can see, we need to rejoin a couple of sections





It looks pretty stable otherwise (do I need a hardhat?)





Let's see, according to my calculations Mx{3.2-x%#4~)+C1|1/2@(y+5x)=m, it should hold together. Now where's my screwdriver?





There it is. Would you mind making me a sandwich..er..I mean, getting me a snack?




I don't know what I would do without Tom. He's the perfect Mr. Fixit!

--Julie
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34 comments:

  1. MargSeptember 23, 2011 at 4:45 AM

    Mr. Tom, you are very very funny. We sure will get you a sandwich. What kind do you want?? Oh I know, I bet you want a tuna sandwich. Hope you get everything fixed up. Take care and have a great weekend.

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  2. EverycatSeptember 23, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    A nice prawn sandwich? Would that help? Tom, we do hope that someone gets you a snack, all that fixing looks exhausting to us.

    Our Mum is swooning over your mighty paws. She may need an intervention.

    Oliver & Gerry

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  3. Fuzzy TalesSeptember 23, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    Oh, Tom, our mom desperately needs a handyman...cat. Seriously. Feel free to teleport over; she promises unlimited Temptations.

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  4. CCL WendySeptember 23, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    Maine Coons are known for their intelligence, but Tom trumps them all!

    Yes, I think you deserve a big juicy tuna sandwich (skip the bread)!

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  5. Hannah and LucySeptember 23, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    Mum says can she reserve you to come and do a few jobs for her Tom - she has plenty of treats and a plate of chicken in payment.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  6. Cat Wisdom 101September 23, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    Never mind fixing anything; it's T.G.I.F. Those are lovely Maine Coon paw tufts.

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  7. MariodacatSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    WOW dude - you are much smarter den me. I know how to take things apart, but not put them back together. Good going pal.

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  8. The WhiskerattiSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    You are doing a great job!

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  9. Random FelinesSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    What a great helper!! Last time mom got out the screwdriver, she had to chase us down the hall to get it back. MOL

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  10. UnknownSeptember 23, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    How much do you charge for your services? You might be better than Kizzie's dad.

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  11. Brian's Home BlogSeptember 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Just make sure you get bonus treats for doing such a great job Tom!

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    Dear Tom,
    Mommy wants to knows if yous fixes squeaky doors. She makes the bestest tuna sandwiches (hold the bread).
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  13. Fluffy and HeatherSeptember 23, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    There's nothing like having a mancat around the house who's a jack (or cat) of all trades!

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  14. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 23, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    We kitties can fix so many things! My human says we are best at fixing broken spirits.

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  15. meowmeowmansSeptember 23, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    Way to put that Mew IT education to good use, Tom! We hope you're being compensated for that good work!

    Hugs to you and Julie. Have a great weeekend!

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  16. Admiral HestorbSeptember 23, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Tom, purrease come right over here and help US!
    Thank you so much for coming to see me while I was in the hospital. xoxoxox I needed the loves and purrs.

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  17. Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage CatsSeptember 23, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Oh Tom ! You are sooooo Smart ^..^ Da mom sure could use a Smart mancat like you around to some workz while da dad iz at work.....
    Sunny being da Elder likez to "Meditate" ALOT, Larry & Gabriel welllll.... actually they the onez who break thinz alot .....(and you too Lolly...,,, NOT Meeee.... sigh....)
    You mus make your Julie furry happy ^..^
    we girlz thinkz dat should score you a Whole Fish ^..^
    Purrz ~ Ana, Lolly & Penelope

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  18. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensSeptember 23, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    oh so very impressed!!

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  19. The Island CatsSeptember 23, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Tom, our mom says she's got a number of jobs for you if you interested. She'll even make you sandwiches for payment!!

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  20. ANGEL ABBYGRACESeptember 23, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Tom
    If you're free we have a few things around here that would need your attention!
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  21. Cara n CrewSeptember 23, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Safety first, Tom! Say...we could proly use your help at our house...

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  22. Katnip LoungeSeptember 23, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    ooooh, Mommy says she has a "thing" for Construction guys...Tom, you had better watch out! She has a smoocher and she's not afeared to use it!

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  23. The Daily Pip September 23, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    When you finish up, maybe you could pop over to my house and help us with some house projects.

    Your pal, Pip

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  24. Oui OuiSeptember 23, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Tuna sandwiches all around! We are so impressed by your mathematical knowledge & skills. We didn't know you were a rocket scientist!

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  25. UnknownSeptember 24, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    Your talents never cease to amaze me, Tom. I hope you have many sandwiches this weekend.

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  26. WhisppySeptember 24, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    A tuna spread sandwich? With some catnip at the side? You sure are a handycat, Tom!

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  27. Julia WilliamsSeptember 24, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    Wow -- you might just be the handiest mancat ever!!! MOL

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  28. TamagoSeptember 24, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Tom, you are very smart and skilled kitty!! Would you come over and fix our table?

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  29. Mr PuddySeptember 24, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    MOL.... Your mommy is so lucky to got you, TOM !
    Me ?, Can't fix anything but I 'm really good at demolition..heh..heh..he
    xoxo

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  30. Angel MoMo and CharlotteSeptember 25, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    Oh my!! Would you please come over and help us? Pretty please?

    The list of jobs that needs to be done:
    Fix the patio awnings and the pavers, secure my new outdoor house against the winds, change the stepping stones in the garden to ones with a kitty logo...........

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  31. Rosemary B❤️September 25, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Mr. tom, you are quite handy. I am sure your knowledge and eagerness are greatly appreciated
    Just WOW
    and bonks!

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  32. Team TabbySeptember 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Wow, we are so impressed, Mr. Tom! We would ask you to give us instrukshions on being handy like you, but we don't think that would work out for us like it does for you! Hope you got that sandwich!!

    Moe
    Mindy
    Bono
    Cookie
    Mike

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  33. Milo and Alfie MarshallSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Yoo are a pawsome helper!

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  34. OskarSeptember 28, 2011 at 5:44 AM

    You really are very handy to have around aren't you? Great work.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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