Is there any way I can live my life in peace? This is a parish. I am a clergyman who believes in prayer and minding my own business, and yet, I find myself arrested last night on charges of defacing church property.
It's an outrage, and the housekeeper wasn't even here to give them a piece of her mind.
The trial is unfolding this week. I have been remanded to the FurrCounty Jail which is horrible. I am innocent of all charges and I hope to find justice.
If you want to follow the day-by-day proceedings, go to http://www.facebook.com/FrTomFish
Here is what's circulating (between you and me, I know the judge. I hope she goes easy on me!):
Hey Tom! We'll bring you a tuna cake...with a file so you can bust outta there!
ReplyDeleteDang, that sounds seriously scary!
ReplyDeleteUt oh! What happened?
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
I wonder what the damage was? I have my suspicions!
ReplyDeletedood......we iz knot on facebook N canna see yur page coz sum big square keepz gettin in de way tellin uz JOIN NOW ~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeletefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺♥
Hmm, now what the heck can this be about?!?
ReplyDeleteOh no! I am sure you must have been framed.
ReplyDeleteI'll want to see the evidence...
ReplyDeleteYa need me to stage a jailbreak?
ReplyDeleteUm, can't you get some sort of dispensation, Father Tom???
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