Last week's post, you met our beautiful feline princess, Anastasia. What I didn't tell you is, I have on my hands, a honkin' huge mancat hopelessly in love.
The Big Puss does everything he can to get her attention. He rolls on the floor, hoping his floof will cast that magical spell and melt her heart. I think just looking at him will make her sneeze.
In case that doesn't work, he poses with posies so he'll appeal to her softer, flower-loving side. Actually, she's a cat and posing with nip would probably work better.
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The look-at-me-aren't-I-cute trick--those paws just itchin' to make some biscuits on a lady soft and furry!
He is hopelessly in love with our Anastasia and he shows it by showing off, plain and simple. Look at these 'tocks! Criminy, I spend all day grooming mine and I can't do a thing with them!
The poor soul is so infatuated that he's acting like a lovesick adolescent (he's 10), tearing through the rectory, trying to kiss her (nothing else, thank Cod) and she has to put him in his place.
Please, please don't breath a word to Puss, but she and I have given each other nose kisses..
::GASP::
I didn't wash my face for a week, but I'm a priest, so I have to keep myself in check. Besides, if Puss gets wind of this, he'll pulverize me to the size of a host.
Mom Julie says he reminds her of that lovesick boyfriend everybody tolerates, all reason right out the window, hearts streaming from his head and eyes pining for just one glance..
Poor Puss. I'll have to give him some words of advice.
If I can just get up the nerve!
--Tom
Oh dear. Poor Puss...although it really made us laugh. As for giving him some words of advice, we think you might want to hold that thought!
ReplyDeleteNot win for the first ! don't give up ! At least you won my mom's heart with tocks! Criminy, I ...MOL
ReplyDeleteOMC - M is laughing so hard she almost fell off her chair. Poor puss!
ReplyDeleteOh Puss...Oh sweet boy! And no, I will not say a word about those nose kisses..that would throw Puss into a terrible funk.
ReplyDeleteAwwww Mr Puss is in love!! How adorable!!! And isn't he just a big fluffy handsome mankitty! Yay!!
ReplyDeleteLovely Tom - you are a good furriend!! Take care
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Mr Puss we hate to upset you but we think the lady may already have a mancat in mind. However we are available.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Mr. Puss, if I might give a piece of advice ...the ladies like it when you play hard to get. Maybe change your strategy.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Be very careful,Father Tom. I suggest an anonymous note with the advice to Puss. Maybe you could arrange to have it float down on him from the rafters - you know - like a sign, or something. tee hee
ReplyDelete*sigh* I just love paws up photos..
ReplyDeleteshe is lovely, so we can understand the infatuation..... just be careful when you break the news to him.....
ReplyDeletePuss is very handsome. I'm sure there are many girl cats out there who would love his attentions. I know Anastasia gave you nose-taps but she might just be trying to make Puss a little jealous, maybe? I think it's possible.
ReplyDeleteHaha! This might be the first time I have heard of a kitteh love triangle. Poor lovesick Puss. But you know, she just might learn to love him!
ReplyDeleteOh my,nwhat a situation,but hopefully it will all work out fine!
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out why love stories make that Glogirly laugh out loud so much. ...this one was NO exception.
ReplyDeleteQuit it...she's STILL giggling.
; ) Katie
Oh, my....A love triangle indeed. We'll stay tuned for the next episode of the "soap opera." :-)
ReplyDeleteShe is such a beauty! No wonder you guys love her so much. I laughed when you said you did not wash your face for a week. Love is such a happy feeling...I hope you enjoy the every moment with your dream girl :-)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that last picture.. looks like someone is about to get pounded....
ReplyDeleteOh we think love is in the air.
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♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Tom, we think you should keep quiet about those nose kisses!! ;)
ReplyDeleteSo you're both in love with her. Is that what you're trying to say? How about a duel like we had in town 200 years ago or just an old-fashioned Ménage å Trois. Heh heh
ReplyDeleteHmm...two man cats in love over the same lady? Are you jealous Tom? Be honest!
ReplyDeleteNoir
She must be a fetching lady cat to has 2 wonderful man cats like yous acting like teens!
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Nellie
Well, we don't know if she's in luf, but we certainly are! xoxo
ReplyDeleteNot everybody can be a winner at love!
ReplyDeleteWe are certain that Big Puss will win his ladycat's heart...who could resist him?!?!
ReplyDeleteUh. *I* would like to see a picture of this enchantress?? The Human waas quite captivated by those floofy tocks, by the way.
ReplyDeleteAnd Father Tom, lay off the kissin', ya hear?
Oh goodness, sounds like there is love in the air. Mr. Puss, we sure hope it works out for ya. Take care and have a wonderful Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI love this blog. I am so bad at getting to my RSS reader. There is a great widget in Blogger where folks will get the posts via email - wish you would add it! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteOh my Dog! A love triangle!!!! *gasps*
ReplyDeleteYoda, we've been meaning to do what you suggested, but it wasn't until you said somethng that we did it, yay!
ReplyDeleteThanks fur the push.
There's other stuff to add, too, but we'll just do this for now. :) xx
Tom & the guys
Well, Anastasia is quite beautiful, so we can understand Puss' lovesick behavior. We know you'll be gentle when you have that little talk with him, Tom.
ReplyDeleteHugs to you all!
OMD, she's so beautiful! Thanks fur sharing :)
ReplyDelete-Brandon
Welcome to the lovely Anastasia! Tink is looking so irresistible, he might end up with nose kisses very soon too!
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