Friday, June 14, 2013

Excuses: Anastasia-1 Tom-0


Anastasia here--

My friends, there has been a big to-do about my being derelict in my duties. Tom's blog here I was supposed to take over, but my FB audience has been much more flattering and receptive to my beauty. After all, I did put the "face" in Facebook.

TOM:  Anastasia, you egotistical wench! I have handsomeness to the ends of my whiskers, not to mention connections to the big Dude. See the sun halo-ing my furs?





Such a body carries a soul unblemished and unbesmirched.

ANASTASIA:  Un-bewhat? Sounds goofy to me.

TOM:  Ubesmirched. Means unsullied. Another one of my favorite words.

ANASTASIA:  That nobody understands or cares about.

TOM: (draws himself up, all 9 3/4 inches with four feet on the ground) I'll have you know, I like saying big words. It helps my digestion, clears my sinuses and moves my bowels.

ANASTASIA:  You don't say.

TOM:  Let's get to the matter at hand. Why have you not kept up with my blog in my absence?

ANASTASIA:  I told you. My Facebook audience keeps me busy.

TOM:  Well, I'll be back soon and I'll have to apologize for you, you know.

ANASTASIA:  Go ahead. And, don't forget to throw in one of your big words.


22 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

You're both stunningly beautiful, let's leave it at that. :-)

It's nice to see a post from you, though we know a lot of kitties and humans find FB easier to keep up with these days.

Take care!

Father Tom said...

Once we get settled, we'll be back to blogging more as the kitties begin exploring their new digs and commenting!

Tamago said...

Glad to see you back! I don't do FB so here is the only place I see you all. I'm sure FB users enjoy your beauty, Anastasia, but you gotta listen to Tom and come here, too :-)

Random Felines said...

Don't worry Tom - we know those sisters are pesky (just don't tell Ivy we said that)

Brian said...

Well I am just excited to see you both! I often miss so much on Facebook. Have a great weekend gang!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

The both of you look lovely! Can't wait for updates on your recent "adventures". :D

Mariodacat said...

oh man - I sure hope we don't have to choose between you as it would be tough. You are both beautiful in our book.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

You're both gorgeous! We can't wait to see you again!! Congratulations on the new digs!

meowmeowmans said...

Well, no matter what, we sure are glad to see you kittehs again. Big hugs!

Julia Williams said...

A kitteh as talented as you are, should surely be able to keep up with BOTH Facedbook and the blog, MOL.

Mary said...

Yes! Congratulations on your new home! :). And yes, you're equally gorgeous. Glad you made this 'catching up' post. I've missed ya! :D

Flynn said...

You are both looking good and I am glad to see BOTH of you.

Cathy Keisha said...

Play nice and don't forget to come over and enter my drawing.

Sparkle said...

The arguments between you two are WAY more fun than the arguments I have with my roommate Binga!

The Florida Furkids said...

We're looking forward to finding out more about your new home!

The Florida Furkids

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

You two are so Beautiful! and we will be so Glad to see you back ♥♥♥xoxoxo ^.,^ x6

Eileen said...

Good to see you both! We has a pesky sisfur too Tom!

Sasha & Saku

AND I has two annoying brofurs!

Sami

Fisher and Staff said...

Tom, you do halos better than anyone! Happy trails.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Sorry Tom, but I for one am eager to hear (and SEE) more from this BOOOOTIFUL ladycat... *swoon*

CATachresis said...

Hey Tom, wanna come over and exchange some hyperbole?

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

we are sorry, we didn't mean to cause any problems. We just missed you over here :)

Clooney said...

We agree with everyone else, you both are just gorgeous! And we send you purrs and good thoughts for settling in and adjusting to your new home.