No, it can't be. My peepers are deceiving me!
A present left for me of two peacock feathers? How did they get here? They're bee-u-tee-ful!
Certainly the mighty peabird couldn't have shed two feathers in one place. Impossible.
Voluntarily surrendered them for my pouncing pleasure? Not hardly.
I think..and I think..mmmmm..
The only conclusion I can come to is they must have been a gift from the FSS.
The Feline Stealth Squad, an anonymous band of Robin Hood-like pranksters who steal from the unwary to give to the unlikely
And all in the name of fun.
Just to let you know, no peacocks were hurt--well, not until now
in the creation of this post. (Actually, the feathers came from the local animal shelter at a dollar apiece, but this made a much better story!)