Speaking of Mary Lou, she has a birthday this month. Nobody knows how old she is except Jack, and he's not telling. I think she's in her fifties, younger than Jack and a heck of a lot better-looking. Just kidding!
So, be good. We're doing an evening prayerfest Mass on Thursday to help people keep their resolutions. Mine is to remember always to say hello to new friends like Everycat and try to be kind to Vinnie Blackwhisker even though he's living in sin.
If you need a quick Hail Mary, let me know.